Everything Is Under Control

Everything is under control. Situation normal. Everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here, now. Thank you. How are you?

A deadpan, vintage typewriter-style tee for anyone who has ever insisted everything was completely fine while circumstances suggested otherwise.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee has a structured everyday fit with sharp lines and a substantial feel.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you when you order, helping reduce overproduction.